by security and the fbi after they spotted a suspicious tube device in the ex-ray machine. I explained to them that it was a magic effect I created and that I was bringing it to my friend in New York to try out. Doubting my explanation that it's a magic effect. I was asked to perform it, afterwards receiving a standing ovation. Thank goodness I'm a magician. Those people looked pissed off until I did a little magic. suddenly they were all happy little pissed off people.
I was escorted by security. They had me get on one of those golf carts. The guy, I think his name was Bob. Not a name that went with his Jamaican accent, but he was cool. He drove like a mad man. He kept asking me what time my flight was and would then say "Oohay we hava time" I'm like "What?" the next thing I know he took me to the break room nearby and in his broken English, paced by the vending machine and said "Oohay yu fix! you magician yu fix!" Thank goodness there was a airline stewardess that stepped in and told Bob that he couldn't be letting people in unauthorized places.
I think sometimes I'm the most lucky and at the same time unlucky person. I've definitely lived my life already. So anyway, I agreed to do a magic performance as well as a unveiling for something I don't even know what it is until I get there. I'm sure the family will enjoy the complimentary 3 day stay. I guess they have a water slide that is connected to our room. That seems cool, but I hope I don't slam into someone else coming down the slide such as Elbert the waiter or something. I would be like "Opps! sorry about the ham!" I really don't think every room is connected to a slide, maybe just our room.
I don't know! the lady was a little older, Maybe she's not all the way there, but very sweet lady.
Well I gota get going.
By the way here is a off the wall video I made of Turbo Tube.
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